Could Be Diet? Maybe a Need to Change Antiperspirant?
MY DICK RESPONDS: You know what I think? Nope; none of the above. I think something is maloderous and it ain't the cat's pajamas. Whatever that means.
I know, I know! You ask the questions around here ... well, I give the direction! So ... wait for it ...
Take it like a man, bitch...
"Now, I could've been mean, and replied something like its your damn genetics isn't it, child. It is, isn't it? You're stuck being a smelly cow from birth 'till death, you fat slob of a waste of humanity and self-awareness!" But that's not my nature.
Actually, it likely has to do with a combination of not getting enough exercise (you've got to sweat out the smelliest stuff at the gym) and not drinking enough water.
Yes, Virginia, you must rid yourself of toxins! They're giving you quite the odor, I understand.
Now, hop to it! Start running three times a week and hitting the gym an equal number of applications - and sweat. Sweat(!) when you do it. Make sure to add a few liters of water each day to your drinking routine, too - and limit your consumption of caffeinated beverages and alcohol (until you get all svelte and sexy like, then I wants ye drunk so this one-eyed monster can poke your holes deeper into yah).
You'll smell a whole lot better all the time after a few weeks of following the above routine.
Oh, and visit your health care professional, just in case you got some funky bacteria that's contributing to the smelly mess you sre now. Do us all a favor.
Kisses! On the mouth.
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